Dear Tiffany,
I don't know you yet but I already don't like you. The reason is simple. You are young. I hate young people. Like Sara. I especially don't like her because she is young and ugly. She's like a baby yeti. UGO. Plus she's Egyptian. I don't like them either. Living in the glory days of the past, trying to forget that even the Albanians and Georgians colonized them. The fact that you are friends with her puts you in bad standing already.
Anyway from my observations on your blog it looks like you are a real trouble maker. I won't tolerate that, I won't stand for it either. You will learn to respect authoritah!!! I don't think I would want to get to know you at all actually. All my years as an undercover agent for IASTE within @'s evil empire instilled in me a distaste for foreigners. @ would be a lot cooler if it wasn't for all the damn foreigners.
I just wanted to take the effort to give you a glimpse of how miserable you will be in Shanghai. Let me know when you are coming, where you will be staying blah blah blah and I will personally take it up on myself to ruin your life while you are here. It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it.
Love and peace or else,
Digs
PS: I'm very creepy, avoid me at all costs if you know what's good for you. All the rumors you heard about me are the tip of the iceberg... The bad ones are the tip of the iceberg, the good ones are lies.
9 comments:
As it says in big, bold letters on "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"...
Mostly Harmless & Don't Panic. :)
I'm going to slap you in public Sara... and then again with the back of my hand.
Baby yeti.
omigod Dig, she's about a decade younger than you are. Stop hittin on the green leaves.
hahahaha!!!
Sara, what's your email address? You're a riot! :)
Haha. Sounds like Tiffany is going to have quite an interesting time in Shanghai. :)
I'm in Shanghai! Strange thing, last night I was talking about you! So we were at this club and there was so crazy white guy and I said something about us being American and he said "What do you think I am?"
"I don't know. What are you?"
"American"
"From where?"
"Wisc."
"What school?"
"Madison"
"No kidding. Do you know Sara Sadek or Ali Gilman?"
"I know Sara! Can I have your number?"
"umm... let me talk to Sara about that first."
Ha! Anyways, his name is Mike Sui and he's visiting Shanghai and is working in Beijing. He said to confirm with you he's the hottest guy from something or othe class of 04 or 05 or something.
But yea, got to go now!
Ttyl
Ha! Ok before I jump to conclusions, is he tallish, lanky, dark hair, and overly-enthusiastic?
Hey, come to HK June 8thish. Digs will be here, and Rusty and Yat Wan (@ NZ)...I leave the 10th so the 9th will bring solid @ company and fun times. Do it. You know you want to...
Yea, that sounds like the guy.
I have a double entry visa but I was gonna save it for our week break over fourth of July and my bday and try to get somewhere for the week like India or something so for now it's looking like a no go... =(
Haha, ok sounds like the same guy...I'd say good call on the refraining from handing out the numero.
As for visas, just get another double or single entry while you're in HK. I'm assuming Digs will make you come so I'll let him take care of this. See you June 9th?! :)
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