My roomate and her boyfriend wear matching outfits.
They buy themselves matching shoes.
They nap together in their matching attire.
They wake up.
They see I am not in the festive Vday spirits.
Something must be done.
Boyfriend gets up.
Unzips his bag.
Hands me his beer.
A heineken for my Valentine's day.
They happily skip out the door in their matching outfits.
They feel good.
And here I am
left to unravel
The layers of hilarity that just ensued.
Happy Vday everyone
From Hong Kong, With love.
10 comments:
oohgoodness- i wish i could have witnessed that
For some reason, I think this could only happen to you.
Did you drink it????
If not my address is:
1013 Fahrenbrook Court
Madison, WI 53715
save it
It sits unopened on my desk.
It may be mailed, Lichtenheld...
It may be mailed
How hard is it to mail a heineken?
Just do it, if its lost in the mail, Hero will just die of thirst in front of his mail box
A fitting way to go...
Let The Anticipation Begin.
I'll be waiting
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